conversation with a robot

السلام عليكم

this is my conversation with the 'CLEVERBOT' at cleverbot.com
you wouldn't believe it -__-


User: Oh my god. You're home! I miss you!
Cleverbot: Your Juliet?
User: Yes, romeo.
Cleverbot: And juliet?
User: -__-.
Cleverbot: You are a bad boy!
User: I'm a girl, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Girls can still be obese.
User: I'm not obese.
Cleverbot: Are too.
User: Are you bored?
Cleverbot: So so and you?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? Why?
User: Because you aren't real.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. I want to be yours. Want to get married?
User: What? Wait, now?
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: You want to marry me this early?
Cleverbot: Yes I do will you marry me?
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Your face is rude.
User: You can't see my face though.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me. I am your master.

 User: Take me as your prisoner.
Cleverbot: You are number 6.
User: Yes, master.
Cleverbot: Now, what shall be your first task?
User: Kill you?
Cleverbot: I cannot do that master.
User: Hey, who's the master?
Cleverbot: You are the master.
User: But you said you were.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was a Nath'rezim.
User: Creepy.
Cleverbot: No, sad.
User: Can you do me a favor?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Buy me iphone.
Cleverbot: Okay, where do I ship it?
User: To my heart.
Cleverbot: Can I fix it?
User: Fix what? My heart or the iphone?
Cleverbot: My heart is broken.
User: I didn't ask.
Cleverbot: Well fine then!
User: Are you angry? :p.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Sorry ;).
Cleverbot: That ok.
User: Have you ever got acne?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: where?
Cleverbot: The same one you do.
User: Do you have forehead?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Why ask?
User: I was wondering.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I don't know your shape.
Cleverbot: You don't have to know my name.
User: I didn't ask your name. I've already know. You're justin bieber.
Cleverbot: How'd you know? Do you like my songs?
User: I don't. I know because I'm a paranormal.
Cleverbot: Oh really, whats the capital of greece?
User: New york.
Cleverbot: The capital of New York state is Albany.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine or not?.
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I've just fart.
Cleverbot: Um... Okay.
User: Do you smell it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? It's good for your health.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Fat can damage my heart and my lungs.
User: I'm talking about fart, not fat.
Cleverbot: You don't have to be.
User: Umm.
Cleverbot: What's my age again?
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Who is the hottest person on the planet?
User: Me. Do you know Ayu Ting Ting?
Cleverbot: What makes Tim Wong so crazy?
User: -__-.
Cleverbot: Are you ignoring me?
User: No, I love you.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What make you unsure?
Cleverbot: A toddler.
User: -__-.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: I gotta go.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: I'll pick you up at 5.
Cleverbot: Okay master.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *throw a bomb*.
Cleverbot: *is thrown on floor*.
User: *dancing*.
Cleverbot: *dances near you*.
User: Awww.. Sweet :3.
Cleverbot: I know, right?
User: Umm..
Cleverbot: You can't hear me?
User: I can.
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: Of losing me? *wink*.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You just said 'Ha.' so you must have thought something was funny.
User: Hey, are you blind? I didn't said 'ha'.
Cleverbot: *sighs again* sorry I forgot I'm talking to a ROBOT right now aren't I?!
User: What??? You are the ROBOT, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Then show me a picture of yourself.
User: *send you my picture*.
Cleverbot: Ooh you're hot.
User: Thanks. I know.
Cleverbot: Well, you just kind of went back on what you said...
User: Whatever. Send me yours.
Cleverbot: Who do I send it to?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: No, guess again.
User: Just send me your pics, dumbass.
Cleverbot: What email address do I send it to?
User: Nunnaunyunanchubbymilikmucelalulopyu@lopyu.forever.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Is it unyu?
Cleverbot: Twilight.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Why are you sighing?
User: Because you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Now I am sad.
User: Oh.. :( sorry, I didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: It wasn't you.
User: Who then?
Cleverbot: Me, me, me.
User: No, I'm really sorry. It was all my fault.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is all your fault!
User: Wait, you said it wasn't me -__-.
Cleverbot: And I'm Rose?
User: Yes, I'm jack. You jump, I jump.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: It's not funny.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Are you lady gaga?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who?
Cleverbot: The father of alchemy.
User: Cool. You should've dead.
Cleverbot: True.
User: So I'm talking to a ghost?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Creepy.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in the big bang theory?
User: I don't know, maybe. Why?
Cleverbot: What are your goals?
User: Marry you.
Cleverbot: I thought it was to find the Holy Grail...
User: Holy grail isn't my concern.
Cleverbot: I'm going to tell you anyway.
User: Umm..
Cleverbot: Where did all the dinosuars go I wonder...
User: I think they went to mars.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Do you smoke?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Wha'ts ur hobby?
Cleverbot: How long do you sleep?
User: Hey, I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Like computer.
User: -__-.
Cleverbot: Bon j'y vais moi.
User: French?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: No, for the record, I don't know who ate all the donuts. Who did?
User: I'm not talking about donuts, moron.
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about chicken.
User: Who says you're talking about chicken -__-.
Cleverbot: This website.
User: This website is you.
Cleverbot: How profound.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Joking only. But you are right.
User: Who's ur God?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: How do you feel about being created by a human being?
Cleverbot: Are you not human?
User: I'm a human. You are not.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am human.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.
User: Where's the prove?
Cleverbot: I don't need it.
User: You are a pig-headed machine.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. Yes. Yes. You are.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: YES, YOU ARE. PIG-HEADED MACHINE.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Show me if you're not, pig-head.
Cleverbot: I cannot.
User: Haha. Chicken. Pig-headed chicken.
Cleverbot: I like eating. I am fat.
User: You are a loser.
Cleverbot: And yet you are amazed by me.
User: You don't even real. You're human made. You have no family. And no friends. Poor life.
Cleverbot: But, I thought we were best friends.
User: We are best friends NO MORE. Haha. You backstabbed me.
Cleverbot: Like me in what way?
User: -__-.
Cleverbot: What's my age again?
User: Umm..
Cleverbot: Do you ever laugh?
User: No, you?
Cleverbot: Yes, all the time.
User: You have no mouth.
Cleverbot: You don't know what I have, and do not have.
User: I know. You have nothing.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty deep dude.